Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Heinrich:
Daddy, can I say grace?

Gustav:
No, I want to.

Victor Frankenstein:
Since when do we say grace in this household?

Heinrich:
Well, since Death started coming around, we joined a church.

Gustav:
Yeah, our lady of feets don't fail me now.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, let them, dear. It makes them feel oh so much better.

Victor Frankenstein:
[sighs] Alright. Heinrich....you may...say grace.

Gustav:
[to Heinrich] Jerk.

Heinrich:
Dear, G-G-G-G-God. We're so sc-sc-sc-sc-scared. Ple-ple--ple--

[Victor then tries to kill his two children while they're closing their eyes]

Heinrich:
Ow!

Gustav:
Ow again!

Heinrich:
That's new.

Heinrich & Gustav:
Mommy! Daddy!

Heinrich:
We've got some fresh pain in our back.

Gustav:
And our throat.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, poor darlings. Maybe it's serious. [giggles]