Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Victor Frankenstein:
Okay, I'm sorry I mooned you, alright?

Death:
[drinking a ice-cold drink] Mm-hmm. I don't believe you believe you're sorry.

Victor Frankenstein:
Of course I'm sorry! I'm sorry that my children are still alive!

Death:
Just because you made an immortality serum, you think you're hot stuff. Well, you're not.

Victor Frankenstein:
What do you want from me?

Death:
Your respect.

Victor Frankenstein:
THAT'S NOT FAIR! I don't respect anyone!

[Death drinking his ice-cold drink again, just to annoy him]

Victor Frankenstein:
I'll have to mull it over a bit.

Death:
Fine. In the meantime, DON'T SAY "GOODBYE" TO YOUR KIDS!

Victor Frankenstein:
[doesn't care] Yeah, yeah.

[a kitty appears]

Death:
Oh, nice kitty. [touches the cat] NINE...oh, hi again. EIGHT.... [giggles] Oh, hi. SEVEN...