Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Thomas Jefferson:
Okay, let's see Wilt's stilt.

[as Victor checks Wilt's stilt, they were surprised]

Barack Obama:
Who could know? He's got such big feet.

Victor Frankenstein:
I TOLD YOU GUYS.

Wilt Chamberlain:
Sorry about this, everybody.

[Thomas takes off one of Wilt's shoes and sees crumbled-up paper on his small feet pretending to make his feet big]

Thomas Jefferson:
You should be ashamed, sir!

Wilt Chamberlain:
You guys should try Gary Coleman. Believe me. [magically hand gestures "Big Penis"]

Thomas Jefferson:
Coleman? I'm on it!

[cuts to the next scene where Thomas does the surgery with cloning Gary Coleman's penis to Thomas Jefferson's penis]

Thomas Jefferson:
Thanks for the penis.

Gary Coleman:
What you implyin'?

[applause sign intensifies]