Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Astronaut:
Alright, this is it. A little shaking, a little noise, and we're hauling our butts to green cheese.

Voice Announcer:
T-Minus 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 9...

Astronaut:
9?

Voice Announcer:
...8...oh, no. Sorry. Uh, 10, 9...

[then the sky in the background shuts off which turns out to be a greenscreen as it reveals to be a scene in a movie as an act]

Tom Hanks:
W-What, are you purposely sabotaging this rehearsal? Uh, y-y-y-you can't even count backwards, can you, you moron?!

Voice Announcer:
Oh, sorry, Mr. Hanks. Uh, should I skip to 1?

Tom Hanks:
Uh, forget it. Screw you! Where the hell is Ron? We need to shoot this. Now!

Voice Announcer:
Well, he's in his dressing room on an important call.

Tom Hanks:
Important? I'm important! I'M TOM EVER-LOVIN' HANKS!

Voice Announcer:
Sorry. He's in Trailer 9. Uh, I mean 10. Sorry. Sorry. Heh. Damn it.