Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Ron Howard:
Wait, so you're saying that you went back in time and interacted with a younger you?

Stewart:
Yeah. And don't you see? I gave myself the curse -- The curse of the werewolf.

Ron Howard:
Oh, that seems improbable.

Albert Einstein:
Actually, it's completely probable. You see, there are an infinite number of each of us --

Ron Howard:
Wow!

Albert Einstein:
[offended] Oh, you interrupted me.

Ron Howard:
Albert Einstein! Ha! What are you doing here?

Albert Einstein:
None of your business! Mnh!

Ron Howard:
Whoa! Anyway this is getting good.

Albert Einstein:
[thinking] I hate interruptions. First I get interrupted by Nazi Germany and now this dumb-dumb. Screw him. I'll just go on with my frankenhole research instead of telling him that, according to my nifty little theory of relativity, all he has to do is --

Ron Howard:
All I have to do is go back in time, find a young me, and kidnap him to...

Albert Einstein:
[tired] Yes, use his young body to put your current brain into.

Ron Howard:
Yeah. Ha! Hey, how'd you know I was gonna say that?

Albert Einstein:
What else would one do with someone's younger version of themselves? [thinking] God, I hate you more than anything, you ugly, bald -- [stops thinking] Can I tag along?

Ron Howard:
Couldn't hurt, having an Einstein along.

Albert Einstein:
And I'm a good one, too.

Ron Howard:
Aren't you coming, Lawrence?

Stewart:
No, I'm just gonna sit here and drink my troubles away.

Albert Einstein:
[whispers to Ron] That guy's a real Thomas Edison.

Ron Howard:
Edison? Oh, is that the term Einstein uses for "Dummy"?

Albert Einstein:
Mm-hmm -- Believe me, I've got a million of them. Copernicus, Hippocrates, Nostra-Dumbass.

Ron Howard:
[laughs] I like that last one.