Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Victor makes an appointment for Gandhi by mixing Dracula's blood into Gandhi's body]

Victor Frankenstein:
Now, please remain perfectly still. The amount I have to add to your bloodstream is quite exact, and I need to be completely focused.

[Victor injects the Dracula's blood serum to Gandhi]

Victor Frankenstein:
There. That should do it.

Gandhi:
You know, I'm feeling better already! [chuckles]

Victor Frankenstein:
I'd like you to stick around for a few days, though, so I can monitor your progress. There's a nice bar down the hill.

Gandhi:
Well, I don't usually drink, but I wouldn't mind downing a couple of G&Ts right about now.

Victor Frankenstein:
My Creation will show you the way.

Gandhi:
[to Creation] Holy cow! You're uglier than me!

[Creations grabs Gandhi]

Gandhi:
WHEE! HEE-HEE!