Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Victor Frankenstein:
He mixed what with WHO?!

Frankenstein's Creation:
Uh, blood...with...Dracula.

Victor Frankenstein:
Just because you were a little jealous?!

Frankenstein's Creation:
Really jealous. But he--

Ygor:
[sticks him with Bride's hair stick] Get back, you fool! Burn!

Frankenstein's Creation:
[sighs]

Ygor:
Burn, burn!

Gandhi:
Wait -- Uh, so, its this a biggie or what?

Victor Frankenstein:
It's a biggie.

Polidori:
I do hope you're not married to this whole "World Harmony" thing.

Victor Frankenstein:
Or hunger-striking.

Gandhi:
What's going on?

Victor Frankenstein:
Mr. Gandhi, you are now a vampire.

Gandhi:
You mean...

Victor Frankenstein:
You drink blood.

Gandhi:
But -- But I'm a vegetarian! Blood isn't a vegetable, right? It's -- It's like meat gravy.

Victor Frankenstein:
No, human blood is not a vegetable.

Gandhi:
Human blood, to boot?! Oh, that's really not a vegetable. This is not going to be so good for peace.

Gandhi:
Hey, my stomach -- It no growl when I say "Peace".

Polidori:
There's a plus.

Gandhi:
[giggles] I just a thought of some a funny. That the Dracula is a real pain in the neck! [laughs] [stomach growls] Ooh! Neck? [stomach growls] Leg? [stomach growls] Any part of the human body [stomach growls]

Gandhi:
Oh, mamma mia!