Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[the origin of how Victor and Elizabeth got married]

Victor Frankenstein:
Elizabeth, will you marry me?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Now? Victor, this is my wedding reception, and I love Henry Clerval.

Victor Frankenstein:
But I'm better!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Not for me!

Henry Clerval:
Ah, my bride and my best friend -- The perfect moment for a toast.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Darling.

[as Elizabeth meets Henry Clerval, Victor mysteriously put immortality serum into his and Elizabeth's drinks]

Henry Clerval:
A long life! To the three of us!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
To the three of us!

Victor Frankenstein:
Two out of three of us!

[50 years later at the funeral for Henry Clerval's passing]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
[to Henry] Oh, goodbye, my darling. [smooches]

Victor Frankenstein:
How 'bout now?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
My husband had just died!

Victor Frankenstein:
It's always something with you.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
By giving me that elixir, you slowly murdered Henry with old age!

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes, and, like him, every other man you love will die -- Except me.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Victor, at least give me a little time.

Victor Frankenstein:
That, I've got! [makes an ok hand gesture]