Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Jesus Christ:
Okay. Try to get this concept, okay? It's my concept. I came up with it. All vaginas are one vagina. Can you understand that? Just the one big vagina. In your case, it is the same vagina. [to Victor] Paperface, look at me when I'm talking to you! You don't get this! You don't get that having sex with her now is the same as having sex with her then. It's the same damn vagina! Just do it. Please, and get me my socks.

Polidori:
Well, he's a bit crass, but he's right.

[Jesus Christ points to his beeping thing around his leg]

Victor Frankenstein:
W-W-What was that you had on your leg?

Jesus Christ:
Oh. Oh, don't worry about that.

Polidori:
Well, that's an odd device. What is that?

Jesus Christ:
Well, nothing. It's coming off soon.

Polidori:
It's beeping.

Jesus Christ:
LOOK, IT'S AN ALCOHOL-MONITORING -- I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO MY PRIVATE LIFE! Get me some socks and we're in business.

Victor Frankenstein:
Right. Polidori, see to it that he gets his socks. I'm off to rekindle my passion for Elizabeth behind her back. [leaves]

Jesus Christ:
[to Polidori] Oh, and I hear the colored ones make your feet smell weird so I'd prefer white. I mean, they can have colored stripes -- Just not on the sole. You know, like up high, that's fine.

[Frankenstein's Creation shows up]

Frankenstein's Creation:
[gasps] Could it be that this man is the historical Jesus?

Jesus Christ:
Where did this come from? This one here.

Frankenstein's Creation:
I've come from many places.

Jesus Christ:
I don't think my father made you. You're a little creepy.