Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Victor Frankenstein:
Elizabeth, wait!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, leave me alone!

[Victor pours immortality serum into her drink]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
What on earth are you doing?

Victor Frankenstein:
There! Now drink!

Victor Frankenstein #3:
Elizabeth, wait! Don't drink that!

Victor Frankenstein:
How did you get out of the sock shop?

Victor Frankenstein #3:
I'm not that me -- I'm a future you.

Victor Frankenstein:
But I'm the future me.

Victor Frankenstein #3:
Well, I'm...futurer.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Is anyone going to explain?

Victor Frankenstein #3:
You see, Victor, Polidori was right. You're just going around in circles. If she drinks that elixir, you will just be repeating history.

Victor Frankenstein #3 & #4:
Elizabeth, wait!

Victor Frankenstein:
Now, which me are you?

Victor Frankenstein #4:
The most futurest! Does the tea have the elixir in it yet?

Victor Frankenstein #3:
yes. I can handle this without you.

Victor Frankenstein #4:
No, you can't! Drink up, Elizabeth.

Victor Frankenstein #3:
What?

Victor Frankenstein:
Huh?

Victor Frankenstein #4:
She needs to drink that immortality serum!

Victor Frankenstein #1 & #3:
Huh?!

Victor Frankenstein #4:
We have to get things back to Status Quo. As miserable as we are with her in the future, it's a comfortable sort of misery that I'm accustomed to.

Victor Frankenstein:
Aha.

Victor Frankenstein #4:
I see.

Victor Frankenstein:
I think we see.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Well, all of that is well and fine, but frankly, I've gone off this tea.

All Frankensteins:
DRINK IT!

[all the Frankensteins and Elizabeth get into a quarrel]

Victor Frankenstein #5:
Elizabeth! Oh. Uh, s-so, you guys have this covered? Alright. Good. [leaves]