Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Sock Owner:
And since you got the high-enders, you get this kitschy Jesus watch.

[Sock Owner gives Jesus Christ a Jesus watch]

Jesus Christ:
That doesn't look like me.

Sock Owner:
No, that's you.

Jesus Christ:
N-N-N-N...

Sock Owner:
No?

Jesus Christ:
It says "Jesus", but that doesn't look like me. I don't have strawberry-blond hair. That looks like Dennis DeYoung.

Sock Owner:
Who?

Jesus Christ:
From Styx.

Sock Owner:
I don't...

Jesus Christ:
[bored singing] Come fly away, come fly away, come fly away with me.

Sock Owner:
That doesn't sound like any song I've ever heard.

Jesus Christ:
Okay, well, I'm messing it up on purpose so I don't have to pay royalties to Dennis DeYoung. Hey, wait a minute. Is that why I don't look like me on the watch -- So you don't pay me royalties?! THAT'S SCREWED UP!