Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Michael Jackson gets resurrected with The Elephant Man's bones]

Michael Jackson:
[looks at the mirror] Hey. Who's that interesting guy in the mirror?

Blanket Jackson:
That's you, bra! See, I thought you'd like --

Victor Frankenstein:
[shoves Blanket] I'll handle this.

Blanket Jackson:
Oops. My bad.

Victor Frankenstein:
[to Michael] You see, I scientifically fused pop idol Michael Jackson and hideous freak John Merrick, to make...whatever you are.

Michael Jackson:
You did this?

Victor Frankenstein:
All by my lonesome!

Blanket Jackson:
But--

Michael Jackson:
[giggles] Interesting!

Blanket Jackson:
Remember me? I totally coughed up the dinero for the bones, dude.

Michael Jackson:
I remember you from one of my past memories. Yuck. [to Victor] I bet you could wipe that memory away, can't you?

Victor Frankenstein:
Lickity-split!

Michael Jackson:
Wow! You're great! [giggles]

Blanket Jackson:
[sad] Hasta la vista. Elvis has left the building. [leaves]

Victor Frankenstein:
Ech! What a child!