Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Michael Jackson:
Ew. I hate children.

Victor Frankenstein:
But I thought the Michael Jackson part of you was infamous for enjoying the company of the awkwardly youthful.

Michael Jackson:
Well, that part of me used to like how weird and interesting it made me seem to hang out with little kids. But on their own, they're boring.

Victor Frankenstein:
Well, that's quite ironic because ever since I was a little boy, my father found me too interesting.

Michael Jackson:
Oh...I would have neutered that interestingness.

Victor Frankenstein:
For a moment, I considered being more boring -- Not experimenting on live animals and never inventing lips for your earlobes or anything like that, but I just couldn't help it!

Michael Jackson:
I wish I had a son just like you.

Victor Frankenstein:
You...are interested in my work?

Michael Jackson:
[giggles] Ooh! Very!

Victor Frankenstein:
Well...thank you, Mr...?

Michael Jackson:
Call me "Dad".

Victor Frankenstein:
Thank you...Dad.

[Michael tickles Victor Frankenstein]

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, thank you! [hugs Michael Jackson] I needed this.