Young Person's Guide to History

     

Young Person's Guide to History2008

Director: Craig Lewis, Peter Girardi, and Hugh Davidson
A warped and absurd retelling of historical events that led to the creation of America using fantastical and anachronistic modern elements. more »


Thomas Jefferson:
BILL COLLECTORS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN?!

Eric the Bill Collector #1:
Hello, Mr. Jefferson.

Tim the Bill Collector #2:
[woozy] It was very clever of you to take your home and place it on the bottom of the ocean floor.

Eric the Bill Collector #1:
You must pay us $10,000 or we take possession of your fish tank.

Thomas Jefferson:
[randomly screams]

Eric the Bill Collector #1:
[to the crew] Did you guys have onions in those sandwiches?

Tim the Bill Collector #2:
Could we take a sec, please?

Eric the Bill Collector #1:
Are you okay?

Tim the Bill Collector #2:
Yeah.

Eric the Bill Collector #1:
He's getting red.

Tim the Bill Collector #2:
I'm fine.

Eric the Bill Collector #1:
Matt, we need your help for real.

Benjamin Franklin:
Is he alright?

Director:
Let's get through the scene. You guys can--

[Tim Heidecker passes out]

Eric the Bill Collector #1:
HELP! Who put onions in his sandwich?

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