Young Person's Guide to History

     

Young Person's Guide to History2008

Director: Craig Lewis, Peter Girardi, and Hugh Davidson
A warped and absurd retelling of historical events that led to the creation of America using fantastical and anachronistic modern elements. more »


[as Tim Heidecker passes out from eating onions in his sandwich, the crew reshoot the scene with again with different bill collectors]

Thomas Jefferson:
BILL COLLECTORS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN?!

Bill Collector #3:
Hold it right there, Jefferson. Pay us the $10,000, or we will be forced to take possession of your home.

[Thomas Jefferson thinks for a sec, then presses a button behind his desk, releasing a big whale eating the bill collectors]

Thomas Jefferson:
[speaking Spanish]

Thomas Jefferson:
Okay, I don't know how long we're gonna get with that, so why don't we pack up every single thing in this house and go?

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