Young Person's Guide to History2008

Aaron Burr:
Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Ooh, knock, knock. Hee hee! Who's there? Knock, knock. I like...dog on the pizza. Yeah. I like...dog on the pizza.

[Thomas Jefferson shoots Arron Burr]

Thomas Jefferson:
I couldn't take another second of that.

Alexander Hamilton:
You killed the Vice President. [said it calmly while eating pizza]

Thomas Jefferson:
No, no, no. It was a duel. [picks up Aaron Burr while imitating him] No, Aaron Burr!

[Thomas Jefferson shoots Alexander Hamilton]

Thomas Jefferson:
Oh, look. That Aaron Burr killed Alexander Hamilton in a duel.