The Xtacles2008

Chase Fontaine:
How many more mountains are we going to crash into today?

Joseph Bigsby:
Only three more.

Chase Fontaine:
Ok, well that's not so bad.

Joseph Bigsby:
Then the ship explodes.

Chase Fontaine:
Well, then change course, you douchebag.

Jack Taggart:
Hey! Nobody's doing anything until we get new orders.

Chase Fontaine:
New whats

Jack Taggart:
Orders, from our beloved leader, Awesome-X.

Chase Fontaine:
Dude! That guy is in outer space. It's all over the news. Besides, he hasn't been here in like a year.

Jack Taggart:
Awesome-X is our leader, and until we get new orders, we will follow his old orders.

Joseph Bigsby:
But, what were his old orders?

Jack Taggart:
To *wait* for more orders.

Joseph Bigsby:
Oh...yeah. [pauses for a couple seconds]

Jack Taggart:
Also, brace for impact.