The Xtacles2008

Ed:
Hey, guys! Happy Bon Jovi Friday everyone! I've been meaning to ask you guys, how'd you get your helmets off?

Chase Fontaine:
Uh, with the release valve?

[as Chase presses Ed's release valve, its revealed that Ed happens to have grown long hair and a beard]

Chase Fontaine:
Holy [bleep], sambora! Have you never taken off your helmet?

Ed:
I didn't know how, okay! Like you're all geniuses.

Chase Fontaine:
[laughs] What is with this gu-u-y?

Joseph Bigsby:
But how do you even eat?

Ed:
You know, uh, these suits recycle our feces and urine.

[everyone was silenced]

Chase Fontaine:
...No. They don't.

Ed:
Oh, no.

[the rest of the Xtacles steps back from Ed]

Mr. Ford:
Whoa! Mr. Ford is back in action, b*tches!

[as Mr. Ford start his new car engine, he accidentally burns Ed]

Ed:
AAAAAAH! FIRE!

Xtacle #2:
Tryna put him out! Get a fire extinguisher so we can put him out!

Chase Fontaine:
Actually, you know what? Let's wait a minute because maybe he'll burn some of the stink off.

Ed:
YOU NEVER THINK THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU, BUT IT'S HAPPENING! OH, MY GOD!

Chase Fontaine:
Oh, god no. It's getting worse. Put it out.