The Xtacles2008

Jack Taggart:
Orders are orders. My hands are tied.

A.L.E.X.:
But they're terrible orders. That's how Awesome-X has ever given you.

Jack Taggart:
I don't buy that. I don't buy that for one minute.

A.L.E.X.:
Oh, okay. Like the time he ordered you to fight those ogres, then a bunch of you got captured by the ogres and your bones got ground up into ogre bread. Then the rest of you ate the ogre bread, but you didn't realize it was made out of Xtacle bones.

Jack Taggart:
Yeah, it sucked. And I sent the bread back because I found bones in it. And, oh, my god, the ogres reacted horribly, however, it does not change the fact that I do not have the authority to change the orders.

A.L.E.X.:
But you do. According to the Xtacle charter, in the event that Awesome-X dies, or goes to space or has [inhales deeply] sexed to death while in space, all previous orders are nullified.

Jack Taggart:
So what you're saying is if I don't disobey orders then I'm still disobeying orders?

A.L.E.X.:
Exactly. Now, why don't we plot a course around the mountain.

Jack Taggart:
No. That mountain's been asking for it. We're gonna punch it in its f***ing face.