The Xtacles2008

Evil President Stan:
Terrorists are systematically destroying the Rocky Mountains.

Jack Taggart:
America's favorite mountain range. Good. And for what?

A.L.E.X.:
Yeah, I think that might've been us.

Jack Taggart:
Not now, Alex. The humans are talking.

Evil President Stan:
Sadly, you're the only *heroes* available to stop them.

Jack Taggart:
That's probably not the worst of it, sir. The rockies are a notorious training ground for...the Yeti.

Evil President Stan:
Are you seriously suggesting that these are Yeti terrorists?

Jack Taggart:
It's possible. The fact I'm now completely convinced it's true.

Evil President Stan:
This might've been a mistake.

[suddenly Ed shows up while screaming after getting flamed from Mr. Ford's car engine]

Jack Taggart:
IT'S THE YETI! ATTACK!

A.L.E.X.:
NO!

[Jack shoots Ed]

A.L.E.X.:
That's Ed! He works here! He'd...worked...here.

Jack Taggart:
I didn't know Ed was a yeti. Did we know that when we hired him? I want some answers, damn it!

Evil President Stan:
If it hadn't been with my own eyes, I never would've believed it.

A.L.E.X.:
Yeah, that's because is completely unbelievable.

Evil President Stan:
And you didn't hesitate to kill your own men. That's the kind of ruthlessness and lack of ethics America needs in his heroes.

Jack Taggart:
It needed to be done, sir. Plus it felt really good.

Evil President Stan:
It always does. [end call]

Jack Taggart:
Our first mission accomplished in what, 8 seconds? I call that a complete success.

A.L.E.X.:
I think I might disagree.