The Xtacles2008

Evil President Stan:
Today is a great day for me, and therefore by default, also a great day for americans.

Reporter Woman:
Is it true that you spent 200 million of the tax payers' dollars to build this statue?

Evil President Stan:
Why that's ridiculous as the rumor my press secretary and his aides feed on human flesh!

Stan Clones:
Hurumph! Hurumph! Hurumph!

Reporter Woman:
Hi, guys.

Evil President Stan:
Ladies and gentlemen...I give the Stanument!

[as the workers reveals the Stanument]

Evil President Stan:
Oh my god! My ass!

[then the Stanument falls down hurting the reporter woman and Stan clones]

Evil President Stan:
SOMEONE HAS DESECRATED MY STATUE!

General:
In the ass.

Evil President Stan:
YES, IN THE ASS. I CAN SEE THAT!

General:
Imagine if that had been your real ass, the sheer brutality of it.

Evil President Stan:
I want whoever did this to pay! Get me Mechaconstable.

General:
Uh sir, about that, his firmware got bricked when I tried to install some, uh, third party programs.

Evil President Stan:
What! Why can't you ever be happy with factory settings?

General:
Cause I'm not a lame-ass noob. Sir.

Evil President Stan:
Fine, get me those damned Xtacles.