The Xtacles2008

[Joseph Bigsby sees a car with Rapier Ape inside]

Joseph Bigsby:
Hold up. Silver Celica, that's out guy. [pulls up a telescope] It looks like he's got a change of clothes. [gasps] He must be planning some kind of overnight raping. Look, he's luring that lady inside to get raped!

Mr. Ford:
You gonna do som'n or what?

Joseph Bigsby:
HEY! LADY! DON'T GO IN THERE! YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED!

Jessica:
Huh?

Joseph Bigsby:
YOU!

Jessica:
Me?

Joseph Bigsby:
YEAH, YOU! YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED!

Jessica:
Oh my goodness.

Joseph Bigsby:
WITH A SWORD!

Rapier Ape:
Do you wish me to call the police, Miss Jessica.

Joseph Bigsby:
YOU'RE GONNA GET RAAAAAAAPED!

Jessica:
Let's just get inside!

Rapier Ape:
Post haste!

Joseph Bigsby:
You're gonna get raped!

[Rapier Ape and Jessica already went inside]

Joseph Bigsby:
Damn it! We lost her. She's as good as raped.

Mr. Ford:
Don't blame yourself, you did everything you could...from inside this car.

Joseph Bigsby:
Oh, hey. I think our table is ready.

Mr. Ford:
'Bout damn time.