The Xtacles2008

[Sculptor creates a small statue of Stan being a naked spartan]

Evil President Stan:
I asked for this statue to be 100% breakproof and this is what you gave me? Look at what I'm wearing! I practically want it.

General:
It looks ridiculous.

Sculptor:
Well, I could sculpt you seated, in a stately recline.

Evil President Stan:
So I can look lazy like that p*ssy Lincoln? Forget it.

General:
Hey, hey, now take it easy on that, Mr. Lincoln.

Evil President Stan:
Would you shut up.

Sculptor:
This is hopeless.

Evil President Stan:
Just take all my vague and contradictory directions and turn them into something the world has never seen before. What's so hard about that?