The Xtacles2008

Pirate Leader:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Funbeard's! You there, ready the rum-colored liquid and man the t-shirt cannons!

[a pirate henchman fires t-shirt with a cannon onto the girl's face, hardly]

Pirate Leader:
We shall christen this voyage with a song!

Pirates:
[singing] We know a pirate who plunders for fun, serving you liquid colored like rum. Slashes at boredom, skewers the humdrum. Bring the kid to Funbeards!

Pirate Leader:
[singing] I'm gonna stab a smile on your face, sink my hook in your tender place. Pillage your butthole --

Parrot:
[singing] What a disgrace.

Pirates:
[singing] LOOKOUT!

Pirate Leader:
Here comes Funbeard!

[shows a woman who's half-naked while wrapped around in some white cloth]

Pirates:
[singing] Way-hey, escape to Funbeards. Way-hey, get raped at Funbeards.

Mr. Ford:
Damn. I didn't know pirates sand so much...and so poorly.

Joseph Bigsby:
I was hoping there'd be more dancing.

Pirate Leader:
Let us see if your feet dance as swiftly as your sword!

Joseph Bigsby:
YARRR!!!

Mr. Ford:
Uh-huh, yar...whatever.