Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Kid:
Wow! Dr. Frankenstein! Can you sign my brain?

Victor Frankenstein:
Would you get lost, kid? I'm drinking here!

Kid:
Ohh, but you're my favorite mad scientist ever, Dr. Frankenstein.

Dr. Moreau:
Hmph! I think you mean "Mister".

Victor Frankenstein:
[tired] Oh, great.

Kid:
Oh, great. Wow! Dr. Moreau! Will you sign my brain?

Dr. Moreau:
Of course. I'd be delighted. You know, young man, the scary monster contest is sponsored by the society of ill-advised experimentation, and we don't allow "Misters" to enter -- Doctors only, I'm afraid.

Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah, you're afraid -- Afraid I'll walk away with first prize!

Dr. Moreau:
Tell you what, Frankenstein. We'll give you a chance to prove it. This year, we'll allow you to enter the contest. [singsong] That'll be really hilarious!

Victor Frankenstein:
You're on. I'll be there, and then we'll see who's laughing. [laughs evilly]

[Dr. Moreau and his crew leaves]

Victor Frankenstein:
I'll show those hacks. This will be my opportunity to prove once and for all that I AM THE GREATEST SCIENTIST THAT EVER LIVED!

Joe Yunger:
Man, you ain't even a doctor?

Victor Frankenstein:
[sighs]