Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Victor Frankenstein:
Elizabeth, behold! My greatest creation yet! I have taken 10 dead cats and resurrected them to create...MANPUSSY! Isn't he adorable?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Ugh. Victor. You really put the "'Oribble" in "Adorable".

Victor Frankenstein:
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
But seriously, you are really spending far too much time in that lab and not enough around my vagina.

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh! Is your little vagina feeling neglected? Here -- Let me help. [to her vagina] Hi, Mr. Vagina! Put 'er there, pal! Long time no see, old man!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
"Nyuk nyuk", as you say. Well, I've had enough of this. I want to have another baby.

Victor Frankenstein:
For goodness' sakes, Elizabeth, I don't have time to have a baby with you. I'm creating life!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Ha! That's not life. Women create life, and we do it naturally.

Victor Frankenstein:
Naturally? With Mr. Vagina over there? Why, he doesn't even make sparks!

Manpussy:
Nyuk, nyuk!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Sparks aren't everything!

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes, they are. They're LITERALLY EVERYTHING!