Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Victor and Elizabeth went to the monster bar like they're a couple with vaginas]

Count Dracula:
Oh! What do we have?

Blanket Jackson:
They're here to balance out the sausage party.

Victor Frankenstein:
Um, what does everyone want to drink?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, don't worry about that. Stay here and flirt awhile.

Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah, yeah. In a sec. I'm just, uh, going to go say hi to a friend.

[Victor haves a talk with Joe]

Victor Frankenstein:
Hi, Joe.

Joe Yunger:
Well, what have we got here? Victor Frankenstein, lookin' good!

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, Joe, I feel awful. You see, I gave myself a vagina to prove to Elizabeth that women are worthless and that men can do everything. But now...she's just made me into one of the girls!

Joe Yunger:
Oh, no. You're not just one of the girls. You're a special woman, man.

Victor Frankenstein:
Thank you, Joe.

Joe Yunger:
You're the real deal, baby.

Victor Frankenstein:
Really?

Joe Yunger:
Now, come on. Lemme buy ya a little drinky.

Victor Frankenstein:
Whoo! [laughs] Okay!