Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[after Count Dracula takes Victor to his castle]

Count Dracula:
So...how about I just come in for a second? [touches Victor's body]

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, no, you. Not tonight. Ugh! I have such a headache.

Count Dracula:
Oh.

Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah.

Count Dracula:
So, eh, nothing tonight?

Victor Frankenstein:
Ohh, I wish! I wish, I wish, I wish! DARN YOU, GOD! WHY A HEADACHE TONIGHT!

Count Dracula:
Okay. So...maybe...tomorrow.

Victor Frankenstein:
Definitely tomorrow. Dinner first?

Count Dracula:
Oh. Y-yeah.

Victor Frankenstein:
Great! Bye-bye! Thanks for giving me the Corvette.

Count Dracula:
No prob. I, uh, walk home. [leaves]

Victor Frankenstein:
[laughs] What a sap.