Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010
Joe Yunger:
I'm afraid my vampire-huntin' days is over.
Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, please, Joe. Vampires are the worst. I'll never be able to enjoy a movie again if you don't destroy them.
Joe Yunger:
Yeah, but as long as those P.E.T.U. busybodies are dousin' my ass, your little dilemma's gonna have to wait.
Victor Frankenstein:
Well, why don't you just kill them?
Joe Yunger:
Dude, I'm a vampire hunter. I can't kill no human.
Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, sure you can. Stakes through the hearts work on anyone. They're evergreen.
Joe Yunger:
I mean legally, you idiot.
Victor Frankenstein:
Alright, alright. No need to get upset.
Joe Yunger:
Just too bad they ain't vampires, 'cause I'd stake 'em with pleasure.
Victor Frankenstein:
Joe! That's it! That's the answer! All we have to do is --
[John Hancock shows up]
John Hancock:
[laughs] Hey, Frankenstein, right?
Victor Frankenstein:
[groans] Now what?
Joe Yunger:
[sees John Hancock] Humanah. Humanah. Humanah.
John Hancock:
I just wanted to say, you know my pal Thomas Jefferson.
Joe Yunger:
HUMANAH! HUMANAH! HUMANAH!
Victor Frankenstein:
Yeah, yeah, it rings a bell. Look, we're in the middle of something, okay?
John Hancock:
Oh, okay. No probs. Geez. [leaves]
Victor Frankenstein:
Lousy frankenholes. I'm gonna start plugging those things up. Anyway, Joe, the answer is --
Joe Yunger:
That was John Hancock, you ignoramus!
Victor Frankenstein:
The signature guy?
Joe Yunger:
Yeah, the damn signature guy of the Declaration of Independence. I'M GONNA GO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH! [leaves]
Vampire Gandhi:
Hmm, boy. That vampire hunter sure is gay for those founding fathers, huh?
Victor Frankenstein:
Huh? Oh, oh, y-yeah.
Vampire Gandhi:
Good to know. [hides down the table]
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on December 12, 2024
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