Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Count Dracula:
[to Elizabeth] Hey, baby, why don't you come take a ride in a man's car sometime? [engine revs]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Mmmmm...

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, puh-lease.

Count Dracula:
Yeah, I just tuned this baby up for the big monster rally.

Victor Frankenstein:
Hmph! That stupid race.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
I don't know. I think racers are kind of...sexy.

Victor Frankenstein:
WHAT?! Everyone knows there's nothing sexier than a scientist!

Count Dracula:
Hey, little chicky chicken. Want some food here? I give you a little corn, you little chicken.

Victor Frankenstein:
[confused] Um...no, thank you? Is this a chicken thing? I -- ARE YOU CALLING ME A CHICKEN?! I-I SERIOUSLY CAN'T TELL!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
[to Dracula] You're right, actually. He is a chicken.

[Elizabeth visions Victor as a chicken]

Victor Frankenstein:
That guy really roasts my ass!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Mmm. [smacks lips] Roast chicken.

[Elizabeth then visions Victor as roast chicken]

Victor Frankenstein:
Why are you looking at me that way?