Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Count Dracula:
Oh, Victor! You showed! Now my triumph will taste doubly sweet paired with your defeat. Right, Dom Deluise?

Dom Deluise:
You defeat? You should see the de-feet at the end of my de-legs -- Especially after a pedophile!

Count Dracula:
[sadly puts his head down in his hands]

Dom Deluise:
[laughs]

Count Dracula:
It's not -- It's pedicure.

Dom Deluise:
Don't hit me! I swear to god I can get it right. Are we still rolling?

[then the whole scene turned into a blooper moment]

Dom Deluise:
Your defeat? You should see de-feet at the end of de-longs! I don't -- What's a de-long? [laughing]

Count Dracula:
If I could die, I would kill myself.

[Take 2]

Dom Deluise:
Your defeat? You should see the de-feet at the end of my de-legs -- Especially after a [laughing] pedicure.

Mummy:
Nice pun! I'm also really "Wrapped up" in the whole pun thing, too. Nyuk! Nyuk!

Ra:
[laughs] You honor Ra again!

Victor Frankenstein:
[tired] This race can't start fast enough.