Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Victor brings Chris Farley as his assistant to win the eating the contest against Count Dracula's partner, Dom Deluise]

Former Howard Cosell:
Look at those little monkeys chew and swallow! Unbelievable! Chris is actually ordering more food. Eat, monkey, eat!

Former Howard Cosell:
And The Fly has just come in and vomited on his own food. And Farley mimics The Fly! And Farley eats The Fly and takes the lead.

Victor Frankenstein:
Look at me go! I'm winning the rally!

Count Dracula:
Come on, Deluise! Vomit, like the other guy!

Dom Deluise:
[gags] It's no use. I could never throw up. My dumb, fat body just refuses to let food go bye-bye. I can't even make a poopy.