Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Now, then, blow out the candles.

[Creation sees the candles as a big flame]

Frankenstein's Creation:
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
But it's your birthday party.

Victor Frankenstein:
"Created by a man day" party.

[Frankenstein's Creation blows out the candles]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Yay! What did you wish for?

Victor Frankenstein:
No! Don't ask him that!

Frankenstein's Creation:
I beseeched the birthday gods to grant me the only thing I ever wanted, yet have never possessed.

Victor Frankenstein:
Here we go! Every year!

Frankenstein's Creation:
My only wish is to know from whence I came. For then, I will come to know my place in the universe. All I want is...

Victor & Creation:
An identity.

Victor Frankenstein:
It's not officially his birthday until he ruins it!

Frankenstein's Creation:
You cannot fathom pain such as mine.

Victor Frankenstein:
Look, we all want something we can't have. Take me, for instance. I've always wanted to manage a band.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
You have?

Victor Frankenstein:
Yee, kind of.

Frankenstein's Creation:
KIND OF?! I DON'T "KIND OF" WANT TO KNOW FROM WHENCE I CAME!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
You know, we consider ourselves your family.

Frankenstein's Creation:
Yes, and I value that, but thou are not of my blood, my genetics.