Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[in the cemetery, Victor shows his creation where his parts originally came from]

Victor Frankenstein:
Torso, left leg, right leg, left arm, most of face, right arm, rest of face and brain. There! Happy?

Frankenstein's Creation:
No, for now I see that it is my lot to have been orphaned by so many loved ones.

Victor Frankenstein:
Loved ones? [chuckles] Are you nuts? These people did not exactly volunteer. their parts, you know.

Frankenstein's Creation:
You mean, you murdered what was left of my FAMILY?! [while ripping his father's head off]

Victor Frankenstein:
...You are really something. Yes, I murdered some of them -- To give you life from the dead, nitwit!

Frankenstein's Creation:
Then you can give them their lives back. Bring them to life so that we can reunite.

Victor Frankenstein:
[grunting] Okay. I will make you a deal. if I bring them back to life, do you promise to shut up -- And I mean a-shuuuuuuuuuuuut up -- About your identity crisis for all eternity?!

Frankenstein's Creation:
Oh, yes! Yes, I do promise! Deep in my soul, I always --

Victor Frankenstein:
Starting NOW! Ygor, start digging!

Ygor:
[laughing] You got it!