Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Victor to help Frankenstein's Creation's corpses to find a common interest]

Victor Frankenstein:
Now, here a have a book of every possible interest known to mankind. I'm going to sit here and read off the list until you all agree one of them. Okay. "Aardvark Antics".

Frankenstein's Creation:
[raised his hand]

Victor Frankenstein:
"Aardvark Burgers".

Frankenstein's Creation:
[raised his hand]

Victor Frankenstein:
Ooh! "Aardvark Cinema".

Corpse #1:
SKIP THE AARDVARKS!

Victor Frankenstein:
Alright, alright, alright. "Abdominal Athletics".

[many hours later]

Victor Frankenstein:
"Singaporean Xylophones". Ooh, ooh! "Singaporean Yarn".

Corpse #2:
I can probably get into that.

Frankenstein's Creation:
Ooh! Me too!

Victor Frankenstein:
GREAT! Anyone else?

Corpses #1, #3, #4, #5:
...

Victor Frankenstein:
OH, COME ON! OPEN YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE! NO ONE?

Corpses #1, #3, #4, #5:
...

Victor Frankenstein:
FINE! "Singaporean Zoos". "Singing".

Corpse #4:
Oh! I used to be in a church choir! That was fun! [singing] Do re mi fa so la ti do.

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes, yes, yes, yes! Good!

Corpse #3:
And I used to sing along with Four Seasons Records. [high-pitched] Ahh ahh-ahh!

Victor Frankenstein:
Ooh! Fantastic!

Corpse #2:
I'm actually, uh, pretty good at the baritone version of the 'Magic Flute".

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, my god! That's three of you!

Corpse #2:
[singing] A-ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Corpse #1:
[singing] The roses of...

Corpse #5:
[singing] Mla-ahh...

[switches to the next scene where Frankenstein's Creation and his corpses, plus his parents sing in harmony]

All:
[singing] Mu-sic stuff!