Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Mummy:
Good job, Death. I'm really "wrapped up" in this whole funeral thing. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Death:
Just doing my job.

Person:
Great job, man. Really well done.

Death:
Oh, man, thanks. It's nothing.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
No, no, I'm not blowing smoke. like, you knocked this one out of the park. This is you. You're the source.

Death:
[laughs] You're nice.

Victor Frankenstein:
Excuse me, Jekyll. Death is right. It was nothing! My mother was an old lady. He's Death. What's the biggie?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
[whistles] Yeesh.

Death:
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Alright. Well, yeah, no, it's cool. So, I'm an idiot. Message received.

Death:
No, no, no, no, no. I think I'm the idiot here. Excuse us, Dr. Heckle.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Okay, no problem. Uh, it's "Jekyll". Uh...

Death:
Hey, Victor, you're not gonna steal my limelight and bring your mother back to life again, are ya?

Victor Frankenstein:
Of course I am. I am a mad scientist. Plus, she gets a deal because I slide out of her birth canal.

Death:
Well, it's just that if you keep foiling my work, I'll be out of a job.

Victor Frankenstein:
[singsong] Not my problem.

Death:
Please, Victor. You got meet me halfway. [voice breaking] I've completely lost all confidence in myself. [sobbing]

Victor Frankenstein:
God.

Death:
I've just really hit the skids. I've even started...drinking a little too much.

Victor Frankenstein:
Look, I think you're focusing all this pathetic sadness on the wrong guy here. Why don't you go to the source of the problem? The original reanimator -- Jesus. He was bringing things back to life way before me.

Death:
[sniffles] You kind of like me, don't you?

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, please. I'm only helping you because my profession is making life out of the dead. I need you on top your game. Now go!

Death:
[childish] Fine!