Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Jesus Christ go to an opera]

Jesus Christ:
Boring! Ugh. Why did you drag me here?

Abraham Lincoln:
Shhh! People are starting.

Jesus Christ:
You free a whole bunch of negroes, but you enslave me in this hell.

Abraham Lincoln:
You're embarrassing me. It's bad enough you made me wear this hat.

Jesus Christ:
The hat looks good on you. Trust me.

Abraham Lincoln:
I hate it. It's not theater-friendly.

Jesus Christ:
It looks fantastic!

Abraham Lincoln:
Why don't you wear it?

Jesus Christ:
Fine! Give it to me. [mockingly] WHOO! LOOK AT ME! "I'm Abe Lincoln. I freed the slaves".

Abraham Lincoln:
Give that back before someone thinks that the annoying person is me.

Jesus Christ:
Well, why don't you just shut up. I'm out of here. [leaves]

[then Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head]