Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010
[Jesus Christ go to an opera]
Jesus Christ:
Boring! Ugh. Why did you drag me here?
Abraham Lincoln:
Shhh! People are starting.
Jesus Christ:
You free a whole bunch of negroes, but you enslave me in this hell.
Abraham Lincoln:
You're embarrassing me. It's bad enough you made me wear this hat.
Jesus Christ:
The hat looks good on you. Trust me.
Abraham Lincoln:
I hate it. It's not theater-friendly.
Jesus Christ:
It looks fantastic!
Abraham Lincoln:
Why don't you wear it?
Jesus Christ:
Fine! Give it to me. [mockingly] WHOO! LOOK AT ME! "I'm Abe Lincoln. I freed the slaves".
Abraham Lincoln:
Give that back before someone thinks that the annoying person is me.
Jesus Christ:
Well, why don't you just shut up. I'm out of here. [leaves]
[then Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head]
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on December 17, 2024
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