Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Townsfolk:
Joan of Arc, I sentence you to sit here tied to that stake all night long. You do not hear the voice of God, child.

[Jesus appears]

Jesus Christ:
Ugh. Can you believe that guy? So, what do you want to do tonight?

Joan of Arc:
I think I'm kind of in for the evening, my lord.

Jesus Christ:
I got sparklers!

Joan of Arc:
Oh, please be careful, my lord. The base of this is all kindling. It's very flammable.

Jesus Christ:
[laughing] Kindling? Why is there kindling here? That's ridiculous. Like, here -- Let me light you one up.

Joan of Arc:
No, no, no, please!

Jesus Christ:
[laughs hysterically]

Joan of Arc:
Please be careful, my lord. I trust you. I do trust you. [screams]

[Joan of Arc then gets burned by sparklers]

Jesus Christ:
WEEEEE! THERE YA GO! NOW YOUR'E GETTING INTO IT!