Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Jesus Christ:
No. No! Nobody's looking at me! Help!

[Death arrives from the portal]

Death:
Greetings!

Jesus Christ:
Ew. Who are you?

Death:
I-I'm Death.

Jesus Christ:
Oh. I thought he smelled familiar. Now, why are you visiting me?

Death:
Uh, well, I've been following your career for a while now. [chuckles] Uh, you don't mind if I hang out with you, pick your brain a little bit?

Jesus Christ:
Hang out? Yeah, sure. I love talking about me.

Death:
Okay, first off, about this "Rising from the dead" thing...

Jesus Christ:
What's the big deal, dumbass? I was dead -- Now I'm not. Ooh! Crazy! Big whoop.

Death:
Well, this fascinating.

Jesus Christ:
I know! It was fascinating, right? I love it! Thanks for reminding me how fascinating I am. [voice breaking] You know, sometimes, I don't even get how great I am. YOU'RE FUN! I LIKE YOU! You know what -- We gotta hang out like this with me all the time.

Death:
Let's go to dinner. I know a great place in somewhere in Eastern Europe.

Jesus Christ:
YAY!