Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010
[Victor heads to the sauna]
Joe Yunger:
Hey, man. I didn't know you belonged to this health club.
Victor Frankenstein:
[sighs] With all the time Elizabeth spends in our bathroom, I need a membership here just to make my little doody.
Count Dracula:
LITTLE DOODY?! Victor, is that what you call your scrawny genitalia that is now withering pathetically in the presence of my overgrown member?
Victor Frankenstein:
It's not even that big of a difference.
Count Dracula:
Well, with the ladies, even a smidgen helps to...SQUIDGE 'EM!
Victor Frankenstein:
"Squidge 'em"? What language are you speaking?
Count Dracula:
Look at you! He is so jealous, knowing that this BIG FELLER OF MINE has been INSIDE YOUR WIFE! [laughs] YOU DOUGHNUT! [leaves as he turns into a naked bat]
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on December 18, 2024
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