Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[as Hyralius opens the big fortune cookie]

Hyralius:
What? No! This can't be! I am being honored as best asian monster of the year?

Victor Frankenstein:
[uses microphone] That's right! Hyralius -- Mutant Monster! You are the winner of the B.A.M.M.Y. award!

Hyralius:
What? Who? Me? The B.A.M.M.Y.? [american accent] Wow. Oh, this is great. [he then gets a trophy] Man, this is such an honor. It really is.

Victor Frankenstein:
[to Origami] In your face! We captured him. You're welcome.

Dr. Yakimi Origami:
No. We are his captives -- His captive audience. Just observe.

Hyralius:
[normal accent] First of all, I'd like to thank the letter L and the letter R for switching places. No, wait. I mean, the letter R and the letter L. Gosh. Now I'm really confused.

Mr. Hyde:
This guy's not that scary, but he really is hilarious!

Dr. Yakimi Origami:
You got it backward my friend. He is Hyralius. He is the most frightful thing known to mankind. But he's a hack.

Hyralius:
Oh, let me get this mask off.

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, he's taking off his mask! Shh! I want to hear what he says next.

[as Hyralius take off his mask, it was then revealed to be Ken Jeong as the asian mutant monster]

Ken Jeong:
But seriously...you know, I'm nothing but proud of my people and my culture. So it just seems strange that the source of that pride would stand in the way of me making my living. I mean, look -- All I really want to do is feed my wife and kids, give them a good life, a good, loving home. And if I can do that with my wacky shtick, I mean, why not? Who cares if the way I smash school buses and get tangled in high-voltage wires is by wearing buck teeth and a pointy, round hat? I mean, that's how I bring home the bacon.

Ken Jeong:
Laughter breed love, people, and that's all I want. [sniffles] I'm just a hack who wants love. Okay? We live in a culture of wars and of genocide, and...it's just an accent, people. Get over it. Just get over yourself. [sniffles] I know what I'm saying. I'm a doctor.

Ken Jeong:
Well, raise your hand if you have a terminal degree.

[Victor was about to raise his hand up, until Elizabeth pushes Victor's hand down]

Ken Jeong:
I didn't think so.