Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Polidori tells Victor in the bathroom to get some groceries]

Polidori:
Here. I made a list of groceries we need.

Victor Frankenstein:
Don't I ever get a private moment?!

Polidori:
You're the one that gets so annoyed if the cupborad's not stocked!

Victor Frankenstein:
Lemme see that. We're already out of N-Phenethyl-4-piperidinone?

Polidori:
Running very low. Remember that man's taint we turned into a twas?

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, yeah. That was a b*tch. Alright, fine. Now leave me alone! You know I have shy bowels.

Polidori:
I wager they're just *falsely modest*. [leaves]

Victor Frankenstein:
Weirdo.