Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Well, if it isn't Victor Frahnkenshteen. [laughs] Remember "Young Frankenstein"? Good movie.

Victor Frankenstein:
Mm. Laugh riot. I would like a fresh, equal-part mixture of anthranilic acid, phenylpropanolamine, benzyl chloride, gamma butyrolactone, n-phenethyl-4-piperidinone, and potassium permanganate, please.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Gesundheit. [laughs] What, are you, uh, making a space potion? I'm kidding, of course. I'm a pharmacist. I-I know what you're doing with that stuff. Um, what is it? What are you doing?

Victor Frankenstein:
It's none of your business

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Okay. Wrong side of the bed. Hey, Victor, you mind if I pick your brain?

Victor Frankenstein:
Absolutely.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Where do you get all your ideas from?

Victor Frankenstein:
Where?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
I mean, do you ever get inventor's block?

Victor Frankenstein:
No, I don't.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
I was thinking yesterday about a serum.

Victor Frankenstein:
Here it comes.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
See, I was, uh, spacing out in front of the mirror, and --

Victor Frankenstein:
Sounds astounding.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
[laughs] I-I got that. But I just couldn't shake this idea that -- You know, don't you think it's weird how you can never see your own face?

Victor Frankenstein:
What are you talking about?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
You know, without a mirror or a camera, you can't see your own face.

Victor Frankenstein:
[concern] Yeah.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
You can never lick your own tongue.

Victor Frankenstein:
Okay, why don't you just keep stirring, please?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
That is gonna be my next big project.

Victor Frankenstein:
To see your own face?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Yeah. If I could just step outside myself and --

Victor Frankenstein:
Alright, hotshot, just relax a little bit. I've bene standing outside yourself for some time now, and uh, it's no great shakes.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
[laughs] Boy, I just can't get a volleyball over that net, can I? But I-I just think maybe a great man such as yourself -- This is just floating this out there. No agenda -- I think you would benefit standing outside yourself and observing the genius at work.

Victor Frankenstein:
Look, I've already gone back in time and watched myself.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
I thought of that. See, that wasn't your current self. That was your past self. Big difference. You've got new brain cells now, new skin, yadda yadda.

Victor Frankenstein:
"Yadda"?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
H-Here's the bottom line. I'm talking about seeing yourself as you are now. In the present. [just got done with Victor's potion]

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes...I suppose there is a small nugget of intelligence buried somewhere in what you're saying.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
[tearing up] Thank you.