Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Uh, can I hold the brain?

Polidori:
No. I'm his lab partner.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Well, it was my idea.

Victor Frankenstein:
What's that?!

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Well, I mean, I get credit for this, right?

Victor Frankenstein:
"Credit"?! You had a stupid idea. I give it life.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Can I at least get a "stupid idea by" on the bottle?

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes. Now that's your first smart idea ever. Oh, and by the way, you can lick your own tongue. See? [literally starts to lick his own tongue]

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Why'd you ask me to b here, then?

Victor Frankenstein:
Because Ygor is sick. Now, can you please tighten that front-left tire on the wheelchair?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Come on. I want to get to hold the brain or the eyes or something.

Victor Frankenstein:
Look, we only had enough serum to regenerate these specific body parts, so not everyone is going to get to do the fun, science-y things.

Polidori:
There. That was fun...and science-y.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
You guys are just jerks.