Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule

Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule2010

Director: John C. Reilly, Tim Heidecker, and Eric Wareheim
Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule is an American comedy television series that is a spin-off of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! starring John C. Reilly as Dr. Steve Brule. The series premiered on Cartoon Network's late night programming … more »



Dr. Steve Brule:
We're back with a very special segment on sleeping and how to share a bed. And with me, of course, is Jan Skylar. Jan, what's the most important thing for when you have to share a bed for sleeping?

Jan Skylar:
Well, it's very easy. The first things you do is you want to get into a very comfortable sleeping gown. This is my sleeping attire that -- I'm -- We'll be demonstrating with tonight.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I just have my underwears.

Jan Skylar:
Okay. That's fine. This is what I do every night. I get into bed, and I lure Wayney in. I lure him in like this. Sometimes it's nice to give a little reward.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[sees Jan's butt] And it's a nice view from here. Now what?

Jan Skylar:
Now you have to get into bed.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Okay.

Jan Skylar:
You got to get up in here.

Dr. Steve Brule:
It's wobbly.

Jan Skylar:
I always have a hard time falling asleep, but if I'm with someone I love, I usually have them bring their arm around like this, and they can put their hand wherever they want.

Dr. Steve Brule:
And it's right on your roast beef.

Jan Skylar:
Oops. [sniffs[ Ooh, that stickin' around like a potato-salad smell.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Yeah.

Jan Skylar:
It's in my tongue. And then we just give ourselves a kiss good night. We don't have to do that here.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Well, we could.

Jan Skylar:
Or we can give it a little...

Wayne Skylar:
Jan! [straining]

Jan Skylar:
Real close. And this is just for...for the viewers.

[Jan and Dr. Brule kissed in bed]

Jan Skylar:
And just like that.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Just a little peck.

Jan Skylar:
Try closing your eyes. That's what I always do. I'll just give you... [kisses Dr. Brule a couple times] right on the lips.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[smooching]

Jan Skylar:
And you can kiss me, too. Where would you want to kiss me if you could kiss anywhere?

[Dr. Brule kisses Jan's breasts]

Jan Skylar:
Oh. That's fine. That's fine.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Right on the roast beef.

Jan Skylar:
They deserve it.

Wayne Skylar:
[angrily exhales deeply]

Wayne Skylar:
NO!

[Wayne gets in bed with Jan and Dr. Steve Brule]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Don't squash me.

[Jan slaps Wayne's butt]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Is everything okay?

Wayne Skylar:
Everything's fine, Steve.

Jan Skylar:
Damn it, Wayne.

[Jan and Wayne both slaps butts at each other]

Dr. Steve Brule:
You're making the bed jiggle.

[then Dr. Brule gets in on the fun]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Shh! For your health.

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