Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule2010

Dr. Steve Brule:
We're here with Dorris Pringle-Brule, who is an antique collector and who is my mommy.

[Dr. Brule kisses his Ma's hand]

Dr. Steve Brule:
What things do you like to collect?

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
Cigarette butts, newspapers.

Dr. Steve Brule:
There's a whole bunch of hair out back.

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
I made you a wig for your school picture.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I didn't want to wear it, but you said it looked better than my hair.

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
I-I name everything.

Dr. Steve Brule:
What's this one? [holds a jug carton]

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
Dr. Curtis Reed.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[sniffs] [coughs] The doctor's rotten to the core. [chuckles]

Dr. Steve Brule:
You wanted to keep us close to home, didn't ya?

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
I put poison on your sandwiches when you weren't good so it'd slow you guys down a little bit. I was gonna mount your heads on the wall -- You and your Dad's. That way I could see you once in a while whenever I wanted to.

Dr. Steve Brule:
But we would be dead, mommy.

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
But you'd be here. I was gonna bury you underneath the house so you'd always be here.