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Marshall Cuso:
Can I -- Can I tell you a secret?

Frances Applewhite:
Uh, yeah, please.

Marshall Cuso:
Okay, just go with me for a minute. What if there were a medicine that could heal, like, almost anything?

Frances Applewhite:
Well, yeah, that would be great. Sure.

Marshall Cuso:
Yeah, right? But what if they didn't want you to know about it?

Frances Applewhite:
"They"? Sorry, whos' "they"?

Marshall Cuso:
"They" is big pharma, it's the insurance companies, the government. Think about all the people who make tons of money just from keeping us sick, by keeping us unwell.

Frances Applewhite:
Yeah, that would be sick.

[Marshall sees a pigeon]

Marshall Cuso:
Well, yeah. It's a sick world.

[Marshall grabs the pigeon and snaps its neck]

Frances Applewhite:
WHAT THE F***?!

Marshall Cuso:
But there's a cure.

[Marshall sprinkled blue angel mushroom dust on the dead pigeon to come back to life]

Frances Applewhite:
[laughs] What the f***?