Common Side Effects2025

[Video Guy #1 plays the legal disclaimer on commercial]

Announcer:
Dry mouth, constipation, nausea, stomach upset, stomach pain, blurred vision, dry eyes, skin irritation, loose bowel movements, disturbed sleep --

[pauses the video]

Rick Kruger:
[sighs] Is that -- We have to say all that?

Frances Applewhite:
All the language came from legal, so...

Rick Kruger:
Ugh. Okay, well, how fast can you play that?

Video Guy #1:
Here's 1.8.

[plays the video]

Announcer:
[sped-up] Dry mouth, constipation, nausea, stomach upset, stomach pain, blurred vision, dry eyes --

[pauses the video]

Rick Kruger:
That's -- That's too fast. Sounds like an elf. Try one unit less.

Video Guy #2:
Do you want the part about the ice chips?

Rick Kruger:
Jesus, ice chips? What?

Announcer:
[sped-up] To relieve dry mouth, suck ice chips, chew sugarless gum, drink water, or use a saliva substitute --

[pauses the video]

Rick Kruger:
No, no, they're on their own for dry mouth. We don't need some lady choking on an ice chip and suing us.