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[after Zane took one of his pills, he start to go full adrenaline after seeing Marshall's sick turtle]

Zane:
Um...okay! We'll just start here with a little Melaleuca, camphor, mild aromatic, analgesic, for any discomfort. Marshall, you're not very good at this. [laughs] Oh, you know what would be good? Thalassia testudinum, crude fiber and protein, dicalcium phosphate, kale, calcium carbonate, lysine, dried kelp, ascorbyl polyphorsphate, and a little lecithin just to be safe. Top it off with some sun-dried river shrimp, and some soybean meal, and he'll be good to go. Here you go.

Marshall Cuso:
Okay. Thank you, Zane. Uh, namaste. I gotta go.

Zane:
Actually, [chuckles] maybe you just wanna leave him here with me. [chuckles] A gorgeous specimen like this? [laughs] He needs the proper care of a responsible expert.

Marshall Cuso:
Um, no.

Zane:
[gets back to his senses] Was I a good brother, Marshall?

Marshall Cuso:
Zane.

Zane:
Was I at least as a good as a half-brother?

Zane:
Was I at least half-good?

Marshall Cuso:
Mm-hmm.

Zane:
Okay. Well, um, cool, cool. Are you gonna pay for all that sh*t or...?

Marshall Cuso:
[sighs] Okay.