Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule2010

Dr. Steve Brule:
Let me just ask you straight. Can I be a priest, please? Pleeease?

Dan Hooper:
It would be hard if you don't study.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I've never sinned. Can I be a priest?

Dan Hooper:
You never did anything wrong?

Dr. Steve Brule:
Nope.

Dan Hooper:
You never stole anything.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[nods "no"]

Dan Hooper:
Okay. That's good. Have you ever had relationships with ladies that was not your wife, for exmaple.

Dr. Steve Brule:
One time, I tried to give a kiss on Cynthia Drangus. She said "No".

Dan Hooper:
Okay, well, then --

Dr. Steve Brule:
I passed the test here in the House of God. Ha-ha. Didn't make any sense.

Dan Hooper:
Well, then, you're right up there with Jesus, I guess.

Dr. Steve Brule:
It's lonely at the top.

Dan Hooper:
It can be. Most of us have done things that we regret later.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I'm a priest, too. I could be if I say I am. I don't need to be a priest. I'm a doctor. See you at church, suckers.